r/AskMen 29d ago hehehehe Silver Facepalm Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.


Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.


r/AskMen 13h ago

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What do you truly want?


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People who believe they’ll die alone without a life partner, what makes you feel this way?


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r/AskMen 15h ago

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Pretty straight forward. What do you cook and how do you cook it when you have to or want to impress someone?

r/AskMen 12h ago

When going out with work friends how do you keep the conversation from being all about work?


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r/AskMen 1h ago

What unexpected downsides came from being obese to becoming skinny and fit?


r/AskMen 9h ago

What's been on your to do list for a while now?


r/AskMen 8h ago

How do I kiss him first?


I (F19) have always been kissed first, usually after the first or second date. Well I recently started seeing this guy (M21) who is super sweet, very funny and overall a really great guy! We met on a dating app, he calls me things like beautiful and cute, he pays for meals (which is super new to me, I paid for our second date cause I felt so bad haha) and we talk every day so I don’t feel like he’s uninterested in me - but he hasn’t kissed me yet and we’ve been on two dates.

I’m sure for some it’s normal to not kiss after the first few dates but that’s never happened to me before. I think I’d like to kiss him on our next date (which we already have planned) but I honestly don’t know what to do. I’ve kissed a guy first once but I felt like he had been staring at my lips forever and I just went for it. This new guy seems shy and seems to really want to respect boundaries, which is not a bad thing other than the fact that I’ve wanted to kiss him from the first day we’ve met lol. How do I show that I want to be kissed? Or how do I ask him? I’m a bit shy about it all and I want to get it right. I also want to be respectful of his boundaries.

How do I go by this? As a man, how would you want your girl/ the girl you’re seeing to approach this?

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What’s the reason you quit drinking?


r/AskMen 8h ago

What are your experiences dating single mothers ?


I’ve (m30) just come out of a short relationship with a girl (f32) who has a young boy (m4). I really liked this girl so I went into the relationship with an open mind . I knew that the child would always come first for her but I have never felt like such a third wheel in my life !

I also wasn’t expecting the kids dad to change our plans just out of spite by deciding not to take the lil man in the last minute just before we go away for the weekend.

I personally would think twice about going down that route again but I’ll never say never.

What are your experiences? The good, the bad, the ugly.

r/AskMen 11h ago

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r/AskMen 10h ago

How do you cope with always being the initiator?


Feels like lately, I am always the one initiating to do things with my friends.

Earlier in the day (like school and college), I used to never initiate and always was the one that got invited to do things. I usually accepted but never really did the initating myself even when i felt a little alone and bored (due to unresolved ego problems).

As ive grown as a person, i have learned to not let my ego get in the way of friendship and started reaching out more often. Now as an adult, new friendships are hard to come by and with the few friends that I have, I am always the one initiating and asking them if they want to hang out. They usually are ready to hang out or whatever but it gets exhausting. Idk what's up with that. Whether people never think of me on their own, or they do but don't care enough to hang out or just expect me to be the one to reach out?

Any tips or helpful advice? Has anyone else experience something like this or is it just me?

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r/AskMen 15m ago

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